so as we seated down at the CONER BAR, my lady friend phone rang , it was car mechanic telling her madam we need to buy new tyres for your car and she shouted what do mean ?, can you imagine a car I just drove yesterday myself; and I said to her easy and collected the phone from her and said to the mechanic please can I hear you well and he replies me, oga ...we just want to air the tyres and I said him, just go ahead, then she look at me said but this mechanic just lied to me now and he is saying another thing to you and replies her, is just because am a guy that is why he will always tell me the truth and she said to me... na you sabi ,there and then an old friend my RICH just boost into the same bar and first greeted her by addressing her as Mrs HENRY , she responded please for point of correction, am not Mrs henry and I said to her who cares after all, am a guy and my name will always stay put and can never be changed, Then RICH interrupted me and say guy when are you people getting married and I replied him guy, you know as guys wedding plans always take care of themselves, and what about you RICH , he replies that he just wedded last week and my lady friend interrupted again and said to RICH you are a very bad friend ,you never invited your so called friend to your wedding and here you are just saying it and I responded to her, dear we guy don’t really bother much about such things, then her mood changed and said to her again sorry that is why is great to be a guy, that we are always on one mood all the time, I quickly ordered the bar man to get us drinks, immediately she sighted the bar man coming staring at her chest she started covering her upper dress , I noticed her and laugh and then whisper to her that people never stare at my chest when am talking to them because am a guy, and I quickly turned to my friend and say guy you don’t want to change this your old funny hairstyle that is over a decade now , he replies yap I keep to my style cause that is why am a guy and it only cost me #100 a week to maintain and I use my pocket knife to take care of the rest like my nails, she then replies I think am okay with you guys for now.
The joke continues next week,
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